(Yellowstone National Park, Wyoming, US) - Yellowstone National Park, America's first and most treasured national park, has recently become the topic of debate after a group of human rights advocates have called for a "neutralization of dangerous land," claiming that the immense forests and their wildlife pose a threat to disabled tourists.

The commotions began early last week when the human rights group Humans Against Death And Discrimination, led by John Wilkins, launched a series of protests against the National Park Service for refusing to accept the demands that included the "bulldozing of wild forests," "extermination of all deadly animals with sharp teeth," "lowering of water levels in rivers to 12 inches" and "paving of green fields to build hospitals and handicap centers." Wilkins commented to the National Park Tribune:

"Where is our freedom in this country? Millions of obese, stupid, deformed and otherwise handicapped American citizens and foreign tourists alike are being discriminated by the uncontrollable forces of nature. What happens if a dangerous tree suddenly falls down and kills someone or if any of those blood thirsty bears come up and swallow a poor autistic child alive! America, take your responsibility!"

But Wilkins' call for action was met with angry voices from environmentalists around the country, claiming that such demands would mean the destruction of natural habitat for thousands of rare species. Wilkins insisted upon his demands, claiming that "American democracy is intrinsically attached to the belief in human rights, which serves to protect the human individual from horrors such as personal death, natural selection, discrimination and tragedy."

Despite the dismissing of the most radical suggestions from the human rights group, recent efforts made by the National Park Service to negotiate have led to an agreement on some of the proposals to make Yellowstone National Park more handicap-frendly for disabled tourists. Gravel paths will be laid, signs warning for areas with bears will be set up and fences around rivers might be considered.

An upset environmentalist living in the area recently opposed the decision by setting up animal traps near all handicap-enhanced trails. Since then, four disabled people in wheelchairs have fallen victim to the deadly traps, where two have died on their way to the hospital. Ecofascists around the country have celebrated the attempts to reinforce natural selection and now plan to organize a counter project to that of the human rights advocates', making life for tourists in Yellowstone National Park dangerous again.